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Drupal\Core\Theme\ThemeManager->invoke() (Line: 311)
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Drupal\Core\Theme\ThemeManager->render() (Line: 504)
Drupal\Core\Render\Renderer->doRender() (Line: 230)
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Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->pass() (Line: 92)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
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Warning: Uninitialized string offset 0 in _color_luminance() (line 888 of themes/contrib/bootstrap/bootstrap.theme).

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Drupal\Core\Theme\ThemeManager->render() (Line: 504)
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_color_luminance() (Line: 40)
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Drupal\Core\Theme\ThemeManager->invoke() (Line: 311)
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Drupal\Core\Theme\ThemeManager->render() (Line: 504)
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Публикувано от stupid - Пон., 15/10/2012 - 17:08

Форуми

Funny / Свободна зона

По време на война. Капитан се изправя пред войниците точно преди решаващата битка, за да им вдъхне кураж.
- Ето там - казал той и посочил към фронта - е врагът! А врагът се опитваше да направи нещастен живота на всички ви! Врагът се опитваше да ви убие ден след ден през цялата тази дълга война!
Един редник изскочил от окопа и извикал:
- Господи! Знаех си, че готвачът не е от нашите!

Анонимен (непроверено)

Тя: Кажи ми как се прави. Аз

Тя: Кажи ми как се прави. Аз съм слушала само от приятелки.

Той: Първо го вземи в ръце.

Тя: Уф, каква гадост.

Той: Няма нищо страшно. Сега хвани го за главичката с една ръка.

Тя: Така? А сега какво?

Той: До тук добре, сега го хвани и с другата ръка.

Тя: Така ли?

Той: Виждаш ли, справяш се.

Тя: А сега какво?

Той: Сега смучи.

Тя: Шегуваш се!

Той: Не се шегувам. Започвай да смучеш.

Тя: Уф! И какво, другите така ли правят?

Той: Да.

Тя: Сигурен ли си?

Той: Казах ти, имам опит. Не ми е за пръв път. Повярвай ми. Посмучи малко.

Тя (смучейки): Нямм…

Той: И как е?

Тя: Соленичък….

Той: Но е приятен на вкус, нали?

Тя: Не е лош, а сега какво?

Той: Сега разтвори крачетата.

Тя: Така ли?

Той: Така, само че повечко ги разтвори, иначе няма как да се стигне до там. Дай да ти покажа.

Тя: А, ясно.

Той: Ето така. А сега отново го взимаш в ръка…

Тя: М-ммм…

Той: Когато го измъкнеш, вземи го в устата…

Тя: Аха-а….

Той: О-о-о, това е…

Тя: А с това жълтеникавото какво се прави? Гълта ли се?

Той: Въпрос на вкус. Може да го глътнеш ако искаш.

Тя: Ще пробвам….Мммм…вкусно, пробвай!

Той: Не, не искам, не ми предлагай.

Тя: (гледа обидено)

Той: Гледай ме. Сега опитай да издърпаш с пръсти това розовото....

Тя: О-о-о….

Той: За да ти е по-лесно можеш да си помогнеш с устни

Тя: Ммммм….

Той: Може да посмучеш, понякога помага.

Тя (смучейки): Мммм…

Той: А-а-ах, свърши.

Тя: Аха, усетих.

Той: Вкусно ли беше?

Тя: Честно казано, не беше зле.

Той: Искаш ли още?

Тя: Няма да откажа. Само, че защо трябва да е толкова сложно?

Той: Но мило, нищо не може да се направи. Просто така се ядат раци.

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- Кои – черните или белите?
- Черните.
- По два килограма.
- А белите?
- И те по два килограма.
- А колко мляко дават?
- Черните или белите?
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- По два литра.
- А белите?
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- Ами виж сега, черните овце са мои…
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- Да, но така всеки ще може да види моето име - протестира дамата. Това никак няма да ми е приятно.
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